Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
all we need is cliff
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the christmas tree has arrived...tis the season to be jolly? gosh, no, of course not... conversation between myself and anal administrator:
anal administrator: oh i see the christmas tree has arrived...
me: yes.
aa: who arranged for it to be put there.
me: heather.
aa: ah, i wouldnae put it there mysel.
me: ....
aa: could it not go in the corner a bit more?
me: no, it has to go there so they can get to the floor socket to plug the lights in.
aa: hmmm, it would be better further in the corner wouldn't it?
me: .... (in my head: did i not just explain the reason why it can't go in the corner?)
aa: it obscures the PR screen a bit doesn't it?
me: well i guess that won't do too much harm just for a couple of weeks.
aa: so who rearranged the chairs to make space for it?
me: heather.
aa: could she not have put those two around the back?
me: i don't know.
(anal administrator disappears 'around the back').
(anal administrator returns)
aa: well i wouldnae put them where she's put them.
me: right.
aa: so if anyone walks out of the gents and trips over those two chairs you get onto Heather not me alright?
me: righto. (In my head: 'in order to trip over those chairs they would need to be walking out of the gents backwards wearing flippers and carrying a stack of christmas parcels you anal scrooge!')
Thursday, December 07, 2006
highlight of the last 24 hours
the bins have been emptied. it is official. everyone is very excited.
Monday, December 04, 2006
2 hours sleep is not enough
oh gosh will someone please tell me what to do with my life, i'm sure this isn't it...